Bedtime story (Don't put a lore counter on this Saga as it enters. Put a lore counter on it at the beginning of your end step rather than your main phase. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Create two 1/1 blue Merfolk creature tokens.
II — Put a flying counter on each tapped creature you control.
III — Draw a card for each creature you control that dealt combat damage to a player this turn.

Deathtouch
Whenever Pinchy McStingbutt deals combat damage to a player, conjure a card named Death of a Thousand Stings, Lethal Sting, or Stinging Shot at random into your hand and reveal it. (Treat conjured cards like cards.)

( is a land drop. You may give up one potential land drop this turn to pay for .)
Whenever Boulder Jockey attacks, you may pay . If you do, create a 3/3 colorless Construct artifact creature token named Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.

: Destroy target tapped creature. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay . If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.

: Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying, first strike, and trample until end of turn.

, : Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. This artifact deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, this artifact deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

First strike
When Gerrard dies, exile it and return to the battlefield all artifact and creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Flash
Haste
You may ignore the words "Activate only as a sorcery" while activating abilities.

, Pay 2 life: Add .
You may cast spells from your graveyard. Only mana produced by abilities that caused you to lose life may be spent to cast spells this way. (Damage causes loss of life.)
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on this artifact.

Positioning (As this creature enters, lock your creatures in order from left to right for as long as you control a creature with positioning. Each time a creature enters or comes under your control, position it to the left or right of another creature you control.)
Adjacent creatures to the left and right of Defender of the Queue get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

When Blurry Visionary enters the battlefield, look at the top two cards of your library and put them back-to-back in the same sleeve with either card in front. They become a modal double-faced card for the rest of the game. Then put that card into your hand. (You can play either face of that double-faced card. Make sure to reset it when the game ends.)

Choose one. Destroy target creature, then —
• Create a Food token.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Put a menace counter on a creature you control.
• That creature's controller mills cards equal to its power.

When this creature enters, exile another target creature or artifact until this creature leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Create a 2/2 white Monk creature token.
Coststorm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each different mana value among other spells and lands you've played this turn.)

Familiar spells you cast have flash. (Bats, Birds, Cats, Dragons, Faeries, Foxes, Frogs, Imps, Lizards, and Spiders are familiars, as well as any creature with "Familiar" in its name.)
: Add X and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of familiars you control.

Partner with itself (When this enters, target player may put Mothers Yamazaki into their hand from their library, then shuffle. A Commander deck can include two of this card, and they can be your commanders.)
As long as you control exactly two permanents named Mothers Yamazaki, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them, and Samurai you control get +2/+2 and have vigilance and haste.

Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then discard three cards.

Flying; banding (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding you control are blocking or being blocked by a creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If this ability has been activated four or more times this turn, sacrifice this creature at the beginning of the next end step.

You make all choices for Spuzzems you control.

Flash
When Noble Ox enters the battlefield, all unblocked creatures attacking you become blocked by Noble Ox.
Noble Ox can block any number of creatures.

Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.

Planet (When this permanent enters, exile the top five cards of your library as its resources.)
Trade Routes — At the beginning of your precombat main phase, choose one —
• Discard a card. If you do, put two of Alberix's resources into its owner's hand.
• Exile the top card of your library as a resource.

Menace, reach
Whenever Creepy Crawler deals combat damage to a player who is afraid of you, that player discards a card and you draw a card. (An opponent is afraid of you if a Horror, Nightmare, enchantment, or face-down creature you control entered the battlefield or attacked them this turn.)

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on Luxior, Ignited.
+1: Attach this Equipment to up to one target creature you control.
−2: Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains double strike until end of turn.

Avoidance — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, exile up to one target nonland permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

: You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.

Destroy all nonbasic lands.

: Search your library for a legendary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Untap up to four lands you control.

, : Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays .

Vigilance
Nimble (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.)
Kithkin you control have thoughtweft. (A creature with thoughtweft has all printed keyword abilities of other creatures you control with thoughtweft.)