Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, destroy target artifact.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature blocks this turn if able.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

: Combine this card from your graveyard with target host.
, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Whenever this creature blocks,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

:
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains ": Draw a card."

Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)

: Uninstall all results from this creature, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on this creature. (Put the die on this creature.)
You may uninstall a result from this creature to use it for a die you rolled.
Uninstall a 6 from this creature: Draw a card.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip

Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)

Flying
: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.

Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
: Roll a six-sided die.

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

, : Look at the top card of target player's library. If it has an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. watermark, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on your choice of the top or bottom of its owner's library.

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)