During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.

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Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, tap or untap target creature.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

:
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Whenever you're dealt damage,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

: Add . Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains ": This creature fights another target creature."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains ": Draw a card."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

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Whenever you crank this Contraption, add . Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)

Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)