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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.

Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.

Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

Add for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

When you speak, sacrifice this creature.

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist.
: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, this creature can't be blocked this turn.

: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.

This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

As this creature enters, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {½}.

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.