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Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

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: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

When GO TO JAIL enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Defender
You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.

First strike
, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

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Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Enchant creature
As Magic Word enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.

Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.

When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

As Elvish Impersonators enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.

When this creature enters, you may draw a card.

Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.