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Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add .

Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.

When this creature enters, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of this creature.

Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

, : Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.

First strike
, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

As this creature enters, choose a word.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice this creature. You can't repeat a song.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from this creature. If you can't, sacrifice it.

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.

If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

, : Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.