At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order. (For example, if play had proceeded clockwise around the table, it now goes counterclockwise. Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

When you planeswalk away from Orzhova, each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard.

Whenever a player taps a permanent for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that permanent produced.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player can't cast spells until a player planeswalks.

Players may cast enchantment spells as though they had flash.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature that isn't enchanted.

At the beginning of your end step, put a pressure counter on Mount Keralia.
When you planeswalk away from Mount Keralia, it deals damage equal to the number of pressure counters on it to each creature and each planeswalker.
Whenever chaos ensues, prevent all damage that planes named Mount Keralia would deal this game to permanents you control.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

All creatures get +1/+1 and have haste.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all creatures that attacked this turn. If it's a main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase, followed by an additional main phase.

At end of combat, you may exchange control of target creature you control that dealt combat damage to a player this combat and target creature that player controls.
Whenever chaos ensues, gain control of target creature you own.

When you planeswalk to Cliffside Market and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange life totals with target player.
Whenever chaos ensues, exchange control of two target permanents that share a card type.

At the beginning of your end step, mill seven cards. Then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

When you encounter Spatial Merging, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal two plane cards. Simultaneously planeswalk to both of them. Put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

All creatures have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, two -1/-1 counters on another target creature, and three -1/-1 counters on a third target creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonblack creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.